By making babies, most get their first 6 or so by age one

4 Years? I can grow a new set in 1.

I’m still rocking a GTX970 from 2014

That’s quite the trash stack

They also take up all your goddamn time with storytime and cuddles and teaching them how to ride a bike or type their name out on a keyboard or playing lego or making crafts or going on adventures or eating cheese

Probably like a dreamcast game or a mixtape for the car

Ton of dead multiplayer games that don’t have bots

Probably written by CowPilot

Controllers? Upgrading?

Google threatens to rip their funding if they don’t advocate for AI

Prosecuted for what? Enjoying a meal? A succulent, banana meal?

Rapists

That’s the protag from Kingdom Hearts, right?

I liked when Captain Hook stabbed him. Let’s see him try to win the Lost Boys over from Peter Pan now!

What a paramecium.

Maybe put the parking lot down by the river, that’s where I’d like to park my van

Winamp really whips the llama’s ass

Limitation breeds innovation

Lol port blocking, truly a high-tech spam stopper

Truly, truly, truly pathetic

No shit