But I would really love to.

Yes, and I’m tinkering all the time. I’d get in with my multimeter and check the voltage first anyways.

I just wanted to interfere with the button board, I’d guess this will run on 3.3 or 5 volts. Simulate the touch events so to speak.

https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

According to this documentary, you’re wrong!

True as well, but a broken window or a lockpick my neighbors might be interested in.

“Why are you sitting in the dark?”

“AWS is down 😞”

Same for me. I don’t really like to expose my home and I don’t understand how people are so eager to plug in shady WiFi stuff into their network. I’ve got one “smart” device with WiFi connectivity I’ve allowed to connect to my network, but I’ve disallowed going online and I’ve put it into a different vlan.

Friend of mine: “let’s set up a camera in our bedroom to check on on the dog when we’re away.”

The one thing I will never use a smart device for is my door lock. I don’t understand how tech literate people really trust that.

I wanted to do ESPify my fume hood for some time now, but I don’t really know where to start. Do you have some website/howto for me to get started? To be honest, I don’t really care about smarting up the actual extraction part. I just want to turn on and off the lights without finding the non-illuminated touch button on the black glass. Who designs crap like that?

I thought Emacs is all you need?

Again? I gave them 20 last week!

Which one? Diary of a Wombat? One of the Harry Potters?

The only android I want to be friends with is Data.

Nothing as well, but I made a huge salad for lunch and I’ll eat that tonight as well because I can’t estimate salad sizes it seems.

Look up to the skies

“Maybe I could eat some of it to get better?”

Thanks. Sounds good

If a friend was interested in that, what should I tell them to use instead? Asking for a friend, obviously.

Yes, but that is, I think, batch number three. The others are finalized already.

And I guess they only ship to: EU, UK, Norway and Switzerland. At least for now.

That’s good to know, but I don’t really need another reason to hate Oracle. I’ve been doing this for years and years.

“Mr Gorbachev, tear down this blewskee”

Yeah, that. I can’t find a good video of this though.

I can’t help but read Bluesky in the same dorky way that idiot Senator said it.

John Kennedy. That’s the dude.