Tucker Carsalesman:

• 2003: “Please Buy the Iraq War”
• 2015: “I regret selling you the Iraq War, please buy this Trump”
• 2026: “I Regret selling you this Trump, please buy this white nationalism”

“This is me alex jones sneaking into the epstein residence dressed as a little girl to watch all my future friends commit crimes.”

Hoping they’ll do a series on all the times alex jones said god talks to him and tells him what time it is.

Well you can also pronounce the name of the community as “not the onion” as in “oh no its the onion!”

Give me a video of a datacenter exploding and I’ll watch it.

’ # of times wealth is criticized and statements about treating the poor better: ~3,000

’ # of times paul wrote that pork isn’t going to send you to hell: 1

’ # of times paul actually said it was directly ok to eat pork: 0

Truly a man of science, covered in and excreting all the various fluids he can find.

*Good for the rich in the short term

Tv guy prays to movie quote. You can probably figure out which AI he used by asking them all for the verse.

The cops kids probably.

“Thou shalt drink a bottle of whiskey a day”

He’s like some kind of deranged reverse catholic?

Conservatives spent years advocating abstinence education. They got what they want and all they can do is bitch about it. I guess what they really wanted was to fuck children though.

Abstinence education is working! How are they not happy at their success?

That is a symptom of the exact problem I’m asking about.

Idk why punching people in the US is treated exactly as bad as shooting people but its stupid to think a bloody lip is the same as like a bullet hole.

POTUS?

People get travel warnings about american “healthcare”.

Let this be a lesson about putting windows OS on space equipment.

Also people who aren’t experts are raising a single eyebrow.