“OxyContin Plush embodies the distinct design of the OxyContin pill, faithfully recreated as a plush toy. Display it proudly as a unique addition to your collection.”
This post is not a AD or endorcement it should go without saying but DONT BUY THIS. I formatted it like a AD sothat you gan get the same “Why the fuck does this exist?!” moment that I did :)


My immediate reaction.
Eta: owned by Perdue pharma?! 🤯
“Eta”? The lowest social caste in Edo Period Japan?
Edited To Add
Hunh. Here I thought the usual “edit:” did that just fine. TIL, I guess.